Netflix's Hot Frosty attempts to inject some flavor into their traditional Christmas movie formula, but the results are still generically saccharine.

Just let this be the mental massage of silliness and sweetness to work out those knots in your muscles and wrinkles in your brain. Amid a festive holiday fair festooned with red-and-green decorations and alive with holiday R&B,

It's been over 20 years since cartoonist Peter Morley-Souter invented the only rule of the internet everyone actually agrees on: Rule No. 34, which says that if a thing exists, there is an X-rated version of it.